Drag Queen Foot Double

It’s been a little up and down around here. I pretty much spent Sunday kicking ass and Monday sucking ass.

On Sunday Brent put my friend Morgan and I through a tough crossfit workout that involved heavy deadlifts and even heavier prowler pushes. It was the kind of workout that makes you feel like Wonder Woman.

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This is Morgan being awesome.

Since my back injury earlier this spring I’ve had to go easy on my deadlifts. It’s been super annoying but I will pretty much do anything to keep from throwing my back out again. During our workout on Sunday we were working up to a one rep max. I knew I had to play it safe so I just slowly added weights until I thought I shouldn’t push it anymore. I didn’t even realize I had lifted 203 pounds until I calculated the weights as I put them away. Needless to say, I felt pretty awesome.

Later on that night I went out with my friend, Andrea, to celebrate my birthday (9 days early). She treated me to a pedicure because it’s not a real birthday celebration unless you’ve had a tiny Vietnamese woman manhandle your hobbit feet. I opted for the most obnoxious shade of pink that I could find in order to hide the fact that I could easily be a foot double for a drag queen…

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But looking back at it now I’m pretty sure I just solidified the fact.

Afterwards we went out for margaritas. I can’t even tell you the last time I had a night out. I had so much fun, it was everything I needed.

Then Monday rolled around and Penelope started doing her angry cry at 4:30 in the morning. Brent had to get ready for work so I was on my own. It was at this point that I started to regret all of the fun from the night before.

I had a dull headache that reverberated with each baby whine. I spent the morning trying to figure out what she was so grumpy about but to no avail. I finally realized that there was nothing to be done about it so I went ahead and drove to the local park to go for my scheduled run… Penelope screamed the whole drive there.

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After I strapped her into the jogging stroller she calmed down. It was the only time all day that she was perfectly content. I think she’s caught on to the fact that she get’s to play at the park once I’m done running.

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The reprieve was short lived because the crying shenanigans kicked in again when it was time to go home for lunch. Until that point, I had almost forgotten that I had a headache.

I spent the rest of the day doing laundry, giving my resume a face lift and wiping the baby hand prints off of my refrigerator. It was fascinating…

I’ve been doing some thinking lately and I’ve decided I need to buckle down and create some feasible weight loss goals that actually have numbers attached to them. I’ll have to share them with you guys tomorrow because it’s now 9:24 p.m. and Penelope is standing in her crib doing her angry cry again. If we’re going to end the day the way we started it I figure I might as well start drinking… I kid. I’m not kidding.

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